Yeehaw! Embrace your inner good ol’ girl and visit Miss Mona (Dolly Parton), the no-nonsense proprietress of the Chicken Ranch, a beloved Texas institution under siege from religious conservative TV personality Melvin P. Thorpe (brilliantly played by Dom DeLuise). But with a smokin’ hot sheriff (Burt Reynolds) standing by Mona’s side, what could go wrong? There won't be nothin’ dirty goin’ on at this sing-along, but maybe more than a thrill when the Texas Aggie football team (singing! dancing! naked!) a-whoop it up all right. And if you’re worried about a “Hard Candy Christmas,” rest assured that Dolly will always love you. (Ages 21+ only)